Its Better To Bunk A ClasS Than To Miss A party WitH Friends...Bcoz, Today When I Look Back, EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH...But MEMORIES Do..!:-)
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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."
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Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up, Tell me two pronouns...Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.