In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
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Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...Principal shocks...! Student rocks....! B-)
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb, 'to ring'?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
