Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define A LECTURER?
Student: A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.....
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...Student:A holiday
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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
