Maths sir: What is a 'line'?........................A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk...

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Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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Its Better To Bunk A ClasS Than To Miss A party WitH Friends...Bcoz, Today When I Look Back, EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH...But MEMORIES Do..!:-)

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The most "hungry + sad" moment..When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".

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Height of confidence: Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane..After they sat, They were informed that the plane is made by their students..All of them ran and got out of plane except one..People asked him the reason..He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

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