Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define A LECTURER?
Student: A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.....
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
