Teacher: All of u write your Lover's Name on a Paper. (After 10 seconds) Girls: Finished Teacher. (After 10 mins) Boys: Supplementary Please .....
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C...Now give relevant example...Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
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A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...
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Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.
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A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...
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