Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
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Air & students hv d same mentality...How??????????? Both are turning d book's pages without reading.
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Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..'Students are not Cheaters, we just really enjoy having the Same answers..'
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
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