Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Words Written Above A Classroom Clock...This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, because Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
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