TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I"...Kashif: I is .....TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."...Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Question:What is the full form of MATHS...Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
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Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
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