Teacher: Which is the oldest living animal on earth? Student: Zebra! Teacher: How? Student: Its still Black & White...
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me.... Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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