Maths sir: What is a 'line'?........................A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk...
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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
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Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...Principal shocks...! Student rocks....! B-)
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Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours...But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments...And those Idiots r known as Toppers.!!
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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