Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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First bench boys or girls are intelligent...Until last bench boys don't participate in the competition...

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There are 3 kinds of students in the world...Some make wonders happen, Some see wonders happen, And.......Others wonder what happened!!!!!

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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

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