Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..'Students are not Cheaters, we just really enjoy having the Same answers..'
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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all...Little johnny : That's good..Actually i didn't do my homework!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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