Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg...Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs...Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, Everyone must attend it...Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it...Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up, Tell me two pronouns...Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."
