Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"

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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born...Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Height of confidence: Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane..After they sat, They were informed that the plane is made by their students..All of them ran and got out of plane except one..People asked him the reason..He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

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Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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