Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, Everyone must attend it...Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it...Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...

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Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me.... Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...

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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"

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