Question:What is the full form of MATHS...Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then...How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
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Teacher: Which is the oldest living animal on earth? Student: Zebra! Teacher: How? Student: Its still Black & White...
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