Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me....
Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
Student: Ma’am can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Okay! No comments!!
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Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up, Tell me two pronouns...Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, Everyone must attend it...Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it...Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah