Maths sir: What is a 'line'?........................A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk...
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...Student:A holiday
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up, Tell me two pronouns...Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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