Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.

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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...

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Teacher To Student: Can You Define A LECTURER? Student: A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.....

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