Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg...Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs...Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born...Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!
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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
