Teacher: Tom, what would happen if there is a 3rd World War?
Tom: That would be terrible!
Teacher: Why?
Tom: Then There will be another chapter in our History book!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest living animal on earth?
Student: Zebra!
Teacher: How?
Student: Its still Black & White...
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A Message to all the Students: EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS...&...COPYING is the KEY...
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
