TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...Arshad: Me!
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Maths sir: What is a 'line'?........................A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk...
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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."
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Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...Principal shocks...! Student rocks....! B-)
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...Student:A holiday
