Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together...I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body...Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)
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There are 3 kinds of students in the world...Some make wonders happen, Some see wonders happen, And.......Others wonder what happened!!!!!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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The most "hungry + sad" moment..When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
