Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all...Little johnny : That's good..Actually i didn't do my homework!
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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb, 'to ring'?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
