Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom...Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...

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A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...

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Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours...But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments...And those Idiots r known as Toppers.!!

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