Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...Student:A holiday

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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

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Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!

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TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...Arshad: Me!

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