A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...
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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all...Little johnny : That's good..Actually i didn't do my homework!
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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