Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"...Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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Question:What is the full form of MATHS...Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
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Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher...But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!
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Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom...Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'