Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define A LECTURER? Student: A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.....
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Maths sir: What is a 'line'?........................A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk...
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