Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Teacher: Tom, what would happen if there is a 3rd World War? Tom: That would be terrible! Teacher: Why? Tom: Then There will be another chapter in our History book!
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Words Written Above A Classroom Clock...This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, because Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
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