Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"...Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
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First bench boys or girls are intelligent...Until last bench boys don't participate in the competition...
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
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