Height of confidence: Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane..After they sat, They were informed that the plane is made by their students..All of them ran and got out of plane except one..People asked him the reason..He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

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Teacher: Tom, what would happen if there is a 3rd World War? Tom: That would be terrible! Teacher: Why? Tom: Then There will be another chapter in our History book!

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A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...

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Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up, Tell me two pronouns...Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

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TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...Arshad: Me!

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