Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me....
Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?
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Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together...I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body...Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)
