A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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Words Written Above A Classroom Clock...This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, because Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
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Teacher: All of u write your Lover's Name on a Paper.
(After 10 seconds)
Girls: Finished Teacher.
(After 10 mins)
Boys: Supplementary Please .....
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg...Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs...Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.