Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...Student:A holiday
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Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb, 'to ring'?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Air & students hv d same mentality...How??????????? Both are turning d book's pages without reading.
