TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...Arshad: Me!

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...

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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all...Little johnny : That's good..Actually i didn't do my homework!

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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born...Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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There are 3 kinds of students in the world...Some make wonders happen, Some see wonders happen, And.......Others wonder what happened!!!!!

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