A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...

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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...

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