Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
