Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Air & students hv d same mentality...How??????????? Both are turning d book's pages without reading.
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The most "hungry + sad" moment..When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...Student:A holiday
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
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