A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...

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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg...Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs...Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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TEACHER : How do u spell "Crocodile"? STUDENT : "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L." TEACHER : No, that's Wrong! STUDENT : May be it's wrong, but u asked me how I spell it!

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Maths sir: What is a 'line'?........................A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk...

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