Teacher: Tom, what would happen if there is a 3rd World War? Tom: That would be terrible! Teacher: Why? Tom: Then There will be another chapter in our History book!
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Air & students hv d same mentality...How??????????? Both are turning d book's pages without reading.
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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TEACHER : How do u spell "Crocodile"? STUDENT : "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L." TEACHER : No, that's Wrong! STUDENT : May be it's wrong, but u asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
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