TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...Arshad: Me!

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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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According To A New Study: 'Students That Snore Get Lower Grades Especially If They Are Snoring In The Class During Lectures '....

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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!

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Height of confidence: Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane..After they sat, They were informed that the plane is made by their students..All of them ran and got out of plane except one..People asked him the reason..He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

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