Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C...Now give relevant example...Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week, -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier, -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments, -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students, -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking...

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Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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TEACHER : How do u spell "Crocodile"? STUDENT : "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L." TEACHER : No, that's Wrong! STUDENT : May be it's wrong, but u asked me how I spell it!

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.

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