Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up! *Nobody stands up* Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here! *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid? Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.

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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."

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The most "hungry + sad" moment..When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".

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