Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August...Student:A holiday
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Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.
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Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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Question:What is the full form of MATHS...Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
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Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher...But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!
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