Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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A Message to all the Students: EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS...&...COPYING is the KEY...
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