Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me....
Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon...Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
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Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..'Students are not Cheaters, we just really enjoy having the Same answers..'
