Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
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Its Better To Bunk A ClasS Than To Miss A party WitH Friends...Bcoz, Today When I Look Back, EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH...But MEMORIES Do..!:-)
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A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"...Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
