Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born...Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!
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A Message to all the Students: EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS...&...COPYING is the KEY...
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
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Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
