In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up! *Nobody stands up* Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here! *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid? Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.

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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, Everyone must attend it...Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it...Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."

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