Newton's latest law: To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
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Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together...I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body...Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)
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Teacher: Tom, what would happen if there is a 3rd World War? Tom: That would be terrible! Teacher: Why? Tom: Then There will be another chapter in our History book!
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10...Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"...Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
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