Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..'Students are not Cheaters, we just really enjoy having the Same answers..'
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TEACHER : How do u spell "Crocodile"? STUDENT : "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L." TEACHER : No, that's Wrong! STUDENT : May be it's wrong, but u asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!
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