Teacher: Can you see God? Student: No Teacher: Can you touch God? Student: No Teacher: Then there is no God Student: Ma’am can you see your brain? Teacher: No Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No Student: Okay! No comments!!

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Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...Principal shocks...! Student rocks....! B-)

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Teacher: All of u write your Lover's Name on a Paper. (After 10 seconds) Girls: Finished Teacher. (After 10 mins) Boys: Supplementary Please .....

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Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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