Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Question:What is the full form of MATHS...Answer: Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

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Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.

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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!

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