Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom...Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb, 'to ring'?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours...But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments...And those Idiots r known as Toppers.!!
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TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...Arshad: Me!
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New Teacher: All students introduce your name and hobbies 1st boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon. 2nd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon. 3rd boy: My name is Patrick & my hobby is watching the moon. (All boys told their different names but the hobby was same) New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl’s turn. 1st girl: Hi, my name is moon…
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