Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge...bachey:nahi pienge..Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..bachey:nahi karnge..Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..bachey: nahi kasenge..Teacher: apni zindagi watan par qurban karoge..bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya hai.
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg...Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs...Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher : U failure!! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
