Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...Principal shocks...! Student rocks....! B-)
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Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me.... Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?
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Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher...But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"...Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"...Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
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