Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart attack!
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb, 'to ring'?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
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Words Written Above A Classroom Clock...This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, because Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
