Teacher: Which is the oldest living animal on earth?
Student: Zebra!
Teacher: How?
Student: Its still Black & White...
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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah...Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb, 'to ring'?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C...Now give relevant example...Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
