One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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What is the difference between an pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
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What is the ideal cockpit crew? A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
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Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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