Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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Gosh! You are so sweet! I swear I could give up sugar for life!
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I hope you know mouth to mouth breathing, because you take my breath away!
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Dreams are made for believers; Believers are made for dreams, But I'm made for you, and that's reality.
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They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth! Obviously they haven’t been in your arms.