A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
 1625
0  

Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
 1280
0  

Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
 1654
1  

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
 1359
1  

Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
 1077
1