Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
2022
1
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
1914
1
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
1346
0
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
1776
0
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
