Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
