Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
1815
1
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
1975
1
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
2612
1
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
2620
2
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
