Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
1933
1
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
1358
0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
2075
1
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
1609
2
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
