Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
