Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth. 1729 0
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due. 1495 0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark 1747 1
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers. 1931 1
