Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
1908
2
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
2107
1
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
1847
1
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
2075
1
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.