Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole. 1236 1
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due. 1278 0
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth. 1511 0
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers. 1692 1
