Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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