Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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