Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed?
A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
