Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

 2624

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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.

 2018

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

 1774

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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

 1344

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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

 1982

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