Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
1960
1
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
1925
1
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
