Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
