Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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