Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
1955
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
