Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
