Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
