Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed?
A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
