Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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