Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark 1335 1
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due. 1104 0
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers. 1507 1
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done. 1440 1
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole. 1109 1
