"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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"Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be forever yours!" "Sh*t... thanks for the warning."

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