"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!"
"Why?"
"Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
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What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove?
About a half an hour...
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
