I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.

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Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.

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I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.

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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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