What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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