A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night. "I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter. "I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician. "Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise." The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put no ... read more

A man gets the words 'I love you' tattoed to his penis. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!"

Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.

I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.