A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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