Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
