Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to ... read more

"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"

Son: "Mom, I love you so much!" Mother: "I don't have any money, try it with your dad."

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"