Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
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My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.
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