Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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