Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
