The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
