Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy?
A: The Same!
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
