An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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