Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
