They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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