Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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