A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
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