I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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