An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."

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