A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
