Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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