Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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