Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."
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