Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy?
A: The Same!
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
