Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

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So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. "Ma", he said to his Mother, "I'm going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance." Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him. "It's that one", said his mother, without blinking an eye. "Holy cow", exclaimed David, "how in the world did you know it was her?" "I just don't like her", she replied.

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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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