It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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