Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"
"My name is Paul."
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
