Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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An airman finds a barber shop near the base and goes inside for a haircut. After getting a nice, short flat-top, the airman asks how much he should pay. "No charge, son" replies the barber, "Your dedication and sacrifice in the service of our nation is payment enough." The next day, as he opens shop, the barber finds a squadron T-shirt and a thank-you note left by his customer. Later that day, a staff sergeant comes in, asking the barber to take a little bit off the sides. When the haircut was complete and the NCO reaches for his wallet, the barber again says: "No charge, sergeant. ... read more
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
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