Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
