Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy?
A: The Same!
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
