Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?" "Yes, I was. So what?" "Were you sitting on the table?" "Yeah, why?" The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!" "But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders. "Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"

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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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