An airman finds a barber shop near the base and goes inside for a haircut. After getting a nice, short flat-top, the airman asks how much he should pay. "No charge, son" replies the barber, "Your dedication and sacrifice in the service of our nation is payment enough." The next day, as he opens shop, the barber finds a squadron T-shirt and a thank-you note left by his customer. Later that day, a staff sergeant comes in, asking the barber to take a little bit off the sides. When the haircut was complete and the NCO reaches for his wallet, the barber again says: "No charge, sergeant. ... read more

When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.