Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag." "That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought." Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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