They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
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