They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
