I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"
"My name is Paul."
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy?
A: The Same!
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
