Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
