I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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