I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy?
A: The Same!