When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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