He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
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An airman finds a barber shop near the base and goes inside for a haircut. After getting a nice, short flat-top, the airman asks how much he should pay. "No charge, son" replies the barber, "Your dedication and sacrifice in the service of our nation is payment enough." The next day, as he opens shop, the barber finds a squadron T-shirt and a thank-you note left by his customer. Later that day, a staff sergeant comes in, asking the barber to take a little bit off the sides. When the haircut was complete and the NCO reaches for his wallet, the barber again says: "No charge, sergeant. ... read more
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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