Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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I was wondering why air is so polluted.
Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air".
Now it makes sense.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
