Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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