Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy?
A: The Same!
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
