I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.

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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

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