Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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