Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife?
A: Let him keep her!
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
