Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
