Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!

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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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