Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
