When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.
