What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

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Patient: "I have spent 80% of my life’s savings on doctors." Doctor: "Why didn’t you come to me earlier?"

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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.

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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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