3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties...
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?"