Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.

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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!

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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!

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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!

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