Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.

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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!

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