Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
