Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
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