Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!

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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.

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