Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
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