Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children?
A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
