Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

 819

0  

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!

 733

0  

I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers

 1500

1  

Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.

 802

0  

Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

 1443

0