Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!

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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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