Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.

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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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