Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it's Halloween!
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire?
A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
