On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!

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