Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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