Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear. 857 2
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas." 1448 0
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years. 965 0
