Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.

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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.

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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.

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