For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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