Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.

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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.

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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

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