Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?" The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!" The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I ... read more
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
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