Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key

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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."

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