Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.

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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.

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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.

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