Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!

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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.

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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.

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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.

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