Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.

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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.

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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.

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