Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.

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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.

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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.

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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

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