Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five ... read more
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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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