In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.

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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1

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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.

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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.

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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

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