Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.

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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.

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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.

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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.

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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.

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