Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.

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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king

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"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."

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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.

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