Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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