Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.

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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

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