Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

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How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.

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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.

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