Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.

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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.

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