Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.

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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.

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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.

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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.

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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.

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