Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.

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Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.

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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.

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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?" The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

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