Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.

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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

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"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."

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What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.

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