Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke or do you have any other vice?" Patient: "No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I don’t smoke. I have no vice." Doctor: "Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?"

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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.

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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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