A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began.  After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, "I have a problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour." Heidi replied, "Okay," to which he asked, "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.  The guy then asked, "Do you mind ... read more
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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