Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.

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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.

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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."

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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.

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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.

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