Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announ ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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