A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.

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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.

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