Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.

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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.

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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.

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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"

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