Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.

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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.

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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.

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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.

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"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."

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