Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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