Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
