It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad," Kate said. Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don’t think so." A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it’s out." "Who do I look like an electrician, I don’t think so," Paul says. A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it." Paul quickly rep ... read more
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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