The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.

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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.

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