When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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