If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not ... read more
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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