Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.

Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.

Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal’s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole. This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the BET was on. They blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it fo ... read more

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.