Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal’s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole. This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the BET was on. They blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it fo ... read more

What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.

Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.