Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
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It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town.
What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
