Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.

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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.

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