PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.

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How do you get an old lady to swear? Get the old lady sitting next to her to shout bingo!

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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.

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