Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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