Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.

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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.

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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.

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Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"

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How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.

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