If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.

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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.

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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.

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