Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.

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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

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