How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.

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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.

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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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