Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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