Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"

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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!

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