How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.

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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.

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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.

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