15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.

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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.

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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.

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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.

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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.

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