Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.

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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."

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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

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