15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.

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How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.

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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.

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