A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."

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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.

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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.

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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.

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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

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