If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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