AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND ... read more
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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