There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.

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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.

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When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.

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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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