Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.

Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.

AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND ... read more