Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"

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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour

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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!

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