Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND ... read more
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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