Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven

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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"

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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.

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