Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

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