Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.