Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND ... read more

Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!