Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.

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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.

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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.

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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.

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