AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND ... read more

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.