Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven