An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.

Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven