AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND ... read more

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.

Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.