Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.

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