What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.

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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."

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What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.

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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.

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Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."

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