Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."

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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager. Flying planes, bombing Germans...

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