How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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