Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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