How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.

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A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."

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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.

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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

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