What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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One step forward, 12 floors down.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
