Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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