Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
