Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.

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A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

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I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.

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