Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.

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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...

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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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