Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.

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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.

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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...

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