Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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