What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.

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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.

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What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!

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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.

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