Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

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