Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
