My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager. Flying planes, bombing Germans...

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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.

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