What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

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