Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!

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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

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