Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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