Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in." The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That’s nice and all, ma’am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds."
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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