What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.

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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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