Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.

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