How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.

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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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