The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.

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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers

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