Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared."
Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
