My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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