What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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