Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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