What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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