What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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