A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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