Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!" 264 0
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR. 176 0
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver. 210 0
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting. 311 0
