Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
