I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks".
How right they were.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
