Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."

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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

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