Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.

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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.

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