Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me.
I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
