What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun. 1425 0
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it. 1415 0
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it. 308 0
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver. 206 0
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds. 205 0