What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.

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