I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubb ... read more
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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