A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.