I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.

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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

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Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"

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