A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. "Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.." "Doctor..! How much time do I have..?" "Ten..." "Ten what? Months? Years? What?!" "Nine...Eight...Seven..."

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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

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