Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.

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