Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
