I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: With a knife.

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.

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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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