I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor."
"But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
A bittersweet victory.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
