What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.

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