Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

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