Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.

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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...

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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."

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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".

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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.

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