Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?"
Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
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Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
