Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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