Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the buildi ... read more
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Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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