How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. 221 0
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz. 222 0
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now. 350 1
