How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.

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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.

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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.

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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.

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