What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.

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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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