First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"

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