What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
