Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. "I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks." "But I could be dead by then!" "No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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