What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.

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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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