The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore.
So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
