Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
