What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.

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Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.

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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?

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