Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!” “Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, doctor?” “Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.” “Will that cure ... read more
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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