What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

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What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.

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