Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
