What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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