Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...

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