I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.

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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.

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