Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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Old man: "Can you give me an erection?"
Faith Healer: "I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the 'dead'."
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
