What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
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What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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