What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.

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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.

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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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