What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

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