Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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