Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.

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Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.

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Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.

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Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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