Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made. The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restauran ... read more
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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