Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws he ... read more