Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Are you lost, ma'am?
Because Heaven's a long way from here.
