How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.

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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.

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A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. "Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.." "Doctor..! How much time do I have..?" "Ten..." "Ten what? Months? Years? What?!" "Nine...Eight...Seven..."

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