Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM" 502 0
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death. 313 0
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