Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
