I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass. 213 0
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs." 86 0
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on! 314 0