Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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