I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"

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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."

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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

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