Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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