What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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"My parachute did not work." Said no one ever.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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