Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
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