Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.

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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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