The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her-how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head. Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!) ... read more
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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