Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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