What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.

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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.

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The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."

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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.

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