How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

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