Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
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