What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.

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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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