What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.

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If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…

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