Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

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