What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
