Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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