Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.
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