There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
