Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

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I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine. But I need a line to end it.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"

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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."

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