Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do.
Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
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Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?"
Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !
