Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine. But I need a line to end it.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."

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