Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"

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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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