Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up

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