Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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