Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

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