If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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An evening of Valentine's Day.
A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
"Sorry, we are sold out..."
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
