Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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