A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.

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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.

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Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".

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