Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness.
So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
