The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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