The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, "Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves."
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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