Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."

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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.

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