At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."

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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"

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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.

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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

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