Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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