When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.

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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.

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