Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. 385 0
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out. 174 0
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline. 4174 1
