Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...

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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.

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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.

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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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