Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
