When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.

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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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