Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!

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