Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.

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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.

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