Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.

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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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