If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.

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