Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”

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Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.

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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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