Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup."
Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
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Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
