There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.

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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."

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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!

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