A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious and tastes even better. The couple is delighted with their meal, and the husband asks the waiter what fabulous meat was in the dish. "Senor," he explains, "each Saturday night, we have the bullfights, and that was the bull's balls you ate." The couple is a bit t ... read more
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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