Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is… tha ... read more

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!

Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.