Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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