Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.

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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"

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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.

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