When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.

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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!

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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!

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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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