What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing.

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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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