What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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