Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.

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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."

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