Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" So the next day they all got the same thing ... read more