Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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