Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting?
Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
