Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!" The first squirrel said, "That's not fair! I saw it first!" "Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second. At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn't quarrel.Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. No ... read more

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."