Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
