Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.

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