Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low."
"Pick up bread. We be back."
Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
