Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.

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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.

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Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

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