What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, "Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves."
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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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