Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.

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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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