Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!

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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.

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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."

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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

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