Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.

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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"

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