Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.

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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."

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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.

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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.

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