Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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