Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.

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Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."

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