If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.

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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.

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Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".

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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.

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