Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!

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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.

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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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