Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made all the appetisers herself and we have a caterer coming in to provide plenty of sandwiches and cakes for all of our guests." "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you properly prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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