Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.

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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.

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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.

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