Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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