Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.

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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.

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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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