What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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