What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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