What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots. 807 0
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !' 232 0
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove. 237 0