What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.

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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.

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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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