Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
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My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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