What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.

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How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad.

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."

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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

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