When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.

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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.

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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.

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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."

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