A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner 1 can of Soup For One 1 16oz can of Miller Lite The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?" The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?" He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”

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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!

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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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