Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.

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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.

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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.

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