Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?"
Waiter: "Can’t you tell the difference by taste?"
Customer: "No, I can’t."
Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"
