What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".

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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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