Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.” “Why not?” “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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