What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.

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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

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