Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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