Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.

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