"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese

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