Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.

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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.

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