What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!

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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.

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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.

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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!

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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.

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