Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.

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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.

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An apple, a banana and a penis got into an argument one day. The apple says sadly "I have the worst life ever. People take one bite of me and throw me on the ground." The banana says "You think thats bad? People take off my clothes, eat my insides and leave my clothes on the floor." The penis laughs. "You guys have it easy. You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!"

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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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