What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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