My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.

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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.

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