Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more opened his fly, grabbed his penis and wiped it off. The lady could not beleive it, and being to shy to mention it, she thought to herself, "If he does that again, I'm definitely going to mention it." Well, guess what? About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again an ... read more

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !