Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.

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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."

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