What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.

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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.

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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!

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