For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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