Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.

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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.

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