Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the ... read more
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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