Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup." Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."

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Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."

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