What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"

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