What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.

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Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.

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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.

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My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.

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