Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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