Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

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75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.

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