Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

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