Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly. "Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said. Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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