Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

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