Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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