A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws he ... read more

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.