Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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