Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
