Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the fin ... read more

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.

Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.