Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

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