A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.

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