A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.

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