Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!

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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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