Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris. 760 0
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet! 789 0
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs. 743 0
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus." 1156 0
