Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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