Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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