Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
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