Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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