Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.

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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.

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