Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.

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