Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.

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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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