Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.

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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.

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