Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.

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Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.

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