Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" "Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife…"

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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.

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