The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

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Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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