Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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