Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"

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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

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