Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.

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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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