Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.

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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

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