A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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