Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.

Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.

Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the fath ... read more