Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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