Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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