How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.

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