The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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