Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?
A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup.
A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?"
And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?"
And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
