Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.

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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

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