Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.

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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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