Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.

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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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