Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."

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