Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.

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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

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