Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?" A: "The Q. (queue)...

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Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma! Punctuation SAVES LIVES!!!

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Q: When does a dialect become a language? A: When its speakers get an army and a navy...

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Q: What's another name for Santa's elves? A: Subordinate Clauses...

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Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A: Short...

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