Q: How does an English teacher punish a valley girl? A: Assign a 10-15 page research paper on the bastardization of the word "like"...
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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: Rubber-band -- because it streches...
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Remove my 1st letter I still sound the same, Remove my 2nd letter I still sound the same. Remove my middle letter I still sound the same what am I? A: Empty...
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Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them...
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Q: Name a bus you can never enter? A: A syllabus...
