Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

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An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?" The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Hell, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?" "No madam... I’m neither blind nor stupid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sex with you twice."

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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!

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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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