I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

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