Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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