Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears.
What am I?
Ugly!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
