Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
