What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," a ... read more