Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
