Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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