As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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