Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cl ... read more

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.