Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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