Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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