An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?" The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Hell, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?" "No madam... I’m neither blind nor stupid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sex with you twice."

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''

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