Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

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