Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.

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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!

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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

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