A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
