Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.