Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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