Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to ... read more

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!