Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.

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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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