Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"

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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!

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