A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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