Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

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