Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

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