Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!

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