Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!

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