Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
