Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
