Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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A wife sending a short message to her husband:
It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
