Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

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