Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
