Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," ... read more
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