Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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