The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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