Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant. 564 0
Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? Kyle: I haven't a clue. Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up! 593 0
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant. 2638 1