Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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What's gray and powdery?
Instant Elephant.
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
