What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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