The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.