What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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