Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? Kyle: I haven't a clue. Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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