Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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