What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.

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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.

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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

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