Student: "Sir, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Yes!" Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?" Teacher: "I don't know." Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!" Teacher: "Ok, ask." Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?" Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in." Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in." Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!" Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it ... read more
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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