What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.

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