Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
