Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? Kyle: I haven't a clue. Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!
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