Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?
Kyle: I haven't a clue.
Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
