What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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A desperate man goes to the doctor because he can't get a hard-on. He says " Doc I can't live without sex, I need the use of my equipment back!! " The Doc says " There is an experimental procedure where the mucles of a baby elephants' trunk are removed and implanted in your penis, this gives you the full use of your penis." Great I'll do it. Some time after the procedure, the man is at dinner with his date. He feels a rustle in his pants. So he just ignored it. It happens again. So he figured it just needed some air. So he unzips his pants to let it out. The problem seemed to g ... read more
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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