Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.

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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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