Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
589
0
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
706
0
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore.
"Do you have any idea why?"
"Well, I had sex with an elephant!"
"You did?
But elephants are known to have small penises!"
"Yeah, but he fingered me first."
789
0
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
790
0
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
