Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.

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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

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