What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them. Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?" Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each." B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!" Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but ... read more
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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