What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.

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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.

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Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? Kyle: I haven't a clue. Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!

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