Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? simple it is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!!

Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" "Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I have been unfaithful on three occasions." "What? How could you?" "Let me tell you about it," she said. "The first time was back when we were first married. You needed open heart surgery and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed with the surgeon and got him to operate ... read more

"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake.