What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!" They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.

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