A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

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I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!" They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

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Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

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