Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.

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