Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.

Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate. 2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?" 3. Wait until he says something to the effect of "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence." 4. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that wou ... read more