Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.

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A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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