Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.

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