Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!" 659 0
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity. 454 0
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing. 512 0
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan... 533 0
