Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.

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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.

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