Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.

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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.

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