Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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