What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."

 614

3  

When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.

 530

0  

Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.

 405

0  

R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

 321

0  

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.

 472

0