Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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