Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.

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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.

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A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

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