Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?"
The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."
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"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."
"That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
