Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.

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Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"

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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

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