R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate. 2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?" 3. Wait until he says something to the effect of "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence." 4. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that wou ... read more
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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