World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
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