Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!" 622 0
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds. 433 0
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing. 495 0