In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.

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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.

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What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."

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"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."  "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."

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