During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

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