What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."

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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

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During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."

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