Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.

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Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"

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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

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