Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"

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What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."

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Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.

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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

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