In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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