There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turning point of world war 2?” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!” The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”

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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

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