How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.

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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.

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