How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.

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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.

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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.

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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.

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