Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!" 551 0
"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars." "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic." 300 0
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds. 389 0
