Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he qu ... read more
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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