Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!" 642 0
Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones. 2552 3
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them. 501 0