A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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