I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.

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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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