Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"

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