The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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