Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"

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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

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