The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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