The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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