How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

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