The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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