The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"

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