Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.

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