Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner?
A: Toast their clients.
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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire?
Both of them.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
