I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

 2796

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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.

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