The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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