Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.

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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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