Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

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