Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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