Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!
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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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