The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"

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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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