Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"

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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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