Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

 2255

2  

Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"

 2688

1  

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 1243

2  

Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

 2890

1  

I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

 790

0