Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

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