Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
