Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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