Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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