The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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