Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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