How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."

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