Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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