Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

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