A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

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