Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.

 2076

1  

Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"

 2677

1  

Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

 2007

1  

Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

 1200

1  

Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

 1421

1