I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.

Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off the lorry in front. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks. "I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tyres!" protested the driver. "Ok", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in." "What for?" retorted the man. "Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.

The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.