How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

 614

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

 8588

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

 965

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

 1989

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