Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%

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