Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.

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