Q: What's the difference between death and taxes?
A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
