I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"

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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

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Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!

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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.

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Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.

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