Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.

A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: “I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter”s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn’t even know that she smoked!” “It gets worse than that,” says the second mother. “I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn’t even know that she drank!” “Oh, it gets even worse than that,” says the third mother. “I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and you”ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn’t even ... read more

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.