Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.

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