A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.

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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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