Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

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