I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.

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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!

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