Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.  She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.  When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes an ... read more
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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