Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?

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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.

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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."

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