A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."

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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.

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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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