Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.

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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.

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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !

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