Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.

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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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