Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kyle said, “Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.” So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand.” Kylie l ... read more
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