Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porn theatre to see the adult movie. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row of the adult cinema, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M, bondage and even a dog. After a while watching the adult movie, the emba ... read more
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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