Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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