Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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