Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.

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