My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

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