Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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