Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man. "Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want." Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie. "You grant wishes right?" "Yes." replies the genie. "Hmm, I'd like a million bucks." Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar. "Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bu ... read more
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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