Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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An FM station has a competition where they ring someone up and ask them three personal questions. Then they ring their spouse or partner and ask them the same three questions. If the answers are the same, the couple wins a holiday to Bali. Last week the competition went like this: Presenter: Hello, it's XXX-FM, do you want to play the game? Brian: Yeah, sure. Presenter: O.K., Question 1 — when was the last time you had sex? Brian: Oh, mate. Well, about 8 o'clock this morning. Presenter: And how long did it go for, Brian ? Brian: Oh, about 10 minutes. Presenter: 10 minutes? Good on ... read more
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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