How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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