Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either. 279 0
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent." 387 0
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. 311 0
