What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don’t see why not," replies the doctor. "That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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