Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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