After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

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