Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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