Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.

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