Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song.
It gives me time to change the radio station.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
