Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
