Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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