Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man. "Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want." Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie. "You grant wishes right?" "Yes." replies the genie. "Hmm, I'd like a million bucks." Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar. "Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bu ... read more
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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