Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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