Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don’t see why not," replies the doctor. "That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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