Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.

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