If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.

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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.

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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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