Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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