What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."

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