Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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