Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

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I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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