Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.

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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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