What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

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Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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