What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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