In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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