Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.

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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.

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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.

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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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