Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
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An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you ... read more
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