What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.

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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"

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I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.

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