Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.

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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!

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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.

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