What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!

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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

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