I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail. 301 0
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life" 417 0
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that? 416 0
Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music." 36989 19
