Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do.
Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
