Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?” The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!” So the woman asked, “Is this a record?” To which the man replied, “No, its average!”
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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