What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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