What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.

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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.

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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!

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