Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Chuck Norris can watch music.

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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

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