Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music?
"Because he broke the record."
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
A: Drummers.
