Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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