Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.

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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!

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