Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.

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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."

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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

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