If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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