What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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