A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don’t see why not," replies the doctor. "That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."

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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.

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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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