A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
