The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.

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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

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