Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

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The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"

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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

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