Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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When I was young, my slippers were red, I could pick up my heels right over my head. When I grew older, my slippers were blue, but still I could dance the whole night through.
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