Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.

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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!

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I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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