Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Justin Bieber puked on stage.
That settles it, she's pregnant.
