The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...
So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.
