What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

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I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

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