Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.

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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.

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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

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