Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
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Music teacher tells Peter:
"I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
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Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
