Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don’t see why not," replies the doctor. "That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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