Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.

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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

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