Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

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Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

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