Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.

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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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