Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."

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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

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