What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.

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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.

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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.

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