Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!

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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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