Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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