J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.

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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.

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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.

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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

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