Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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