A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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