The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

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