The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.

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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.

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