Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
