What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.

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Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."

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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.

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