When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
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