At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."

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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.

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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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