A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.
'You should be on the radio,' said his brother.
'You think I'm that good?'
'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?