Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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