What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.

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