"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do.
Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
