How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.

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A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !

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