Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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