Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.

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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!

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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

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Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"

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