Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
1347
6
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
1850
1
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
1391
0
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
859
0
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
