Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint?
A: He had athlete's foot.
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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
