Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness?
Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint?
A: He had athlete's foot.
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Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
