Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."

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The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’

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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.

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If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.

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I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.

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