Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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Q: Whats the definition of vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
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Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
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The four words most hated by men during sex?
‘Is it in yet?’
