Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
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In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean” The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK” The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so muc ... read more
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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