There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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