It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.

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Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."

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A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"

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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.

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