Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Condoms are not completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
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I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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A man says to his wife, ‘You know what, two inches more and I’d be king.’ She replies, ‘Two inches less and you’d be queen.’
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