Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
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