Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…

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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.

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What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.

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‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns

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