What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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