How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
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Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend.
‘Y’ know,’ he says.
‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student.
‘Well,’ replies Nigel.
‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
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Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?
A: Gladiator.
