The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’

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A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"

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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.

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Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’

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Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”

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