A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.

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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

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Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.

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