This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"

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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.

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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.

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‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin

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