It’s the morning after the honeymoon.
The wife says, ‘You know, you’re a really lousy lover.’
The husband replies, ‘How can you possible tell that after only 30 seconds.’
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Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
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Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
