What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
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Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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