Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
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Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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A 6 year old boy asks his daddy:
Daddy, where did I come from to this life?
You were brought by a stork.
That's strange, you have such a pretty wife, but nevertheless you're fucking a stork.
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‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’
Steve Martin
