Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

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What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.

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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.

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Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.

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How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.

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