Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 424

0  

Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!

 241

0  

Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

 1498

0  

Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.

 1762

1  

Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".

 434

0