Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
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One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife. As a token of his friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple in his home and begged them to stay for the evening and have dinner, so the Martians agreed. Later that night, the Martian man explained how, on their planet, it was customary to swap partners as a token of friendship. The farmer, not wanting to offend his alien neighbors, readily agreed. The Martian then man took the farmer’s wife into one bedroom while the farmer to ... read more
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
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