Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

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A guy's talking to a girl in a bar. He says, "What's your name?" She says, "Carmen." He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?" She says, "No, I named myself." He says, "Why Carmen?" She says, "Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?" He says, "Beerfuck."

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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?

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Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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