There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.

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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!

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Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’

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‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson

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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.

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