Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long.
He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?"
"No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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Why are guys like microwavable meals?
They’re both done in 30 seconds.
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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
