Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!

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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said. The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"

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Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.

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