Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.

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Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job? Answer: Ten minutes of silence.

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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.

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