Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.

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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.

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A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...

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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.

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