A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
