I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.

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Old man: "Can you give me an erection?" Faith Healer: "I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the 'dead'."

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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

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A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.

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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.

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