You must keep in shape.
My grandmother started walking five kilometers when she was 60 and now she's 97, and we don't have a clue where she is!
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.