A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
 6385
6  

You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
 6915
2  

Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
 1119
0  

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
 364
0  

Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
 911
0