Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
