Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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4
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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2
The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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12
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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2
Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
