Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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A businessman was interviewing job applications for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He simply asked each applicant this question, "What is two plus two?" The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was, "Twenty-two". The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it." The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and came up with an answer "somewhere between 3.999 and 4.001." Next came an attorney. ... read more
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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