Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
