Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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