What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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