Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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An accountant is walking along the beach (also, not the joke) and he finds an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it and of course, a genie appears. The genie says "I am the most powerful genie that has ever lived. I can do great and wonderful things and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one." Well, this accountant is a deeply caring individual. He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean area and says, "My dearest wish is that you solve the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East." The genie strokes his beard and looks worried. "Oh dear, " he says , staring at the map. "That's a ... read more
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What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.
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