Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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