Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
