Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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