What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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