What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
