It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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