An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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