What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
