Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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