Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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