Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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It's 4:04.
Do you know where your auditor is?
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
