Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
