Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
