Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
1879
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
1952
3
A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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3
How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
1136
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
