Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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