Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
