It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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