Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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