How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
