Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
