Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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