Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
