Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
