Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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