A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
