Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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An accountant is walking along the beach (also, not the joke) and he finds an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it and of course, a genie appears. The genie says "I am the most powerful genie that has ever lived. I can do great and wonderful things and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one." Well, this accountant is a deeply caring individual. He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean area and says, "My dearest wish is that you solve the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East." The genie strokes his beard and looks worried. "Oh dear, " he says , staring at the map. "That's a ... read more
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
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