Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.
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