Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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