A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
