Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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An accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai's. The lawyer started telling the accountant how he came to be there. "I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here." The accountant said, "I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insurance proceeds." The lawyer took another sip of his mai tai, and then asked in a puzzled voice, "How do you start a flood?"

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