A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
