An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

 12123

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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

 1940

3  

How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

 1176

2  

Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."

 6921

4  

Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

 1869

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