A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
