Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
