Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
