Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

 569

1  

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

 1725

1  

Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

 9050

2  

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

 961

9  

What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

 454

2