A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
