Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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An accountant dies and goes to heaven (no, that's not the joke). St. Peter, of course, is there, looking through the files and asking a few quick questions. "What sort of accountant were you?" "Oh, I was a CPA", was the reply. "Name?" asks St. Pete. The accountant gives his name and St. Peter finds his file. "Oh yes, we've been expecting you. You've reached your allotted time span." The accountant says, "I don't get it. How can that be? I'm only 48 years old." Pete looks again at the file and says, "Well, that's impossible." "Why do you say that?" asks the accountant. "Well ... read more
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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