What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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