Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
