Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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