Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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