Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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