Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

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Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.

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What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.

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