Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first.
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really need ... read more
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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
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