"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
"Why do you say that?"
"Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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A young lawyer says to ones of his colleagues:
-A lawyer is the freest creature in the world.
He’s not dependent of nothing except of his clients, his colleagues, judge and of the High Court...!
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Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
