A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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A beautiful woman enters a bar and sits next to a lawyer. "Listen honey," she says, "For $50, I’ll do absolutely anything you want." The lawyer looks around, pulls fifty dollars from his wallet and says, "Paint my house."

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

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How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...

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Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.

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