A plumber went to the attorneys house to unstop the sink. When he finished he said to the attorney "that will be $400.00." The attorney became irate "What do you mean $400.00, you were only here 20 minutes, that's ridiculous!!" The plumber replied, "I thought the same thing when I was an attorney".

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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.

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The lawyer’s motto: a man is not guilty until he demonstrates he is out of money...

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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.

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