Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.

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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

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What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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