What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid? Only one from 30.000 gets a man.

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How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips.

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Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand? Football practice.

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.

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