Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A: Yes sir, with my life.
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In the High Court: Do you know what you get for false testimony? Yes, they promised me a Mercedes...
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One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! "Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?" "Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog." "Tell me more" said the priest. "One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog." "But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" aske ... read more
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first.
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Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.
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