Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

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How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire? Both of them.

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A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.

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Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? A: Outlaws are wanted.

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