A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!" 220 0
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company. 528 0
What’s a foot long, transparent and lies in the gutter. A lawyer once the crap’s been kicked out of him. 208 0
Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox. 173 0
