The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
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An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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