What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.
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Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? A: Outlaws are wanted.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty", said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise. The Judge continued "..... and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"? "Guilty", said the man in the dock. Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even ... read more
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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