Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and a drunk are in a bar when they spot a hundred pounds on the floor. Who gets it? The drunk – the other three are mythological creatures.
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving
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