Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit 194 0
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer. 201 0
Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing? Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved. 208 0
Man to lawyer: ‘If I give you £500, will you answer two questions?’ Lawyer: ‘Absolutely. What’s the other question?’ 191 0