A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.

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Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "How many can you afford?"

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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.

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