Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
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Why don’t you see lawyers on the beach?
Cats keep covering them with sand.
