If a lawyer and a tax official were both drowning and you could only save one of them, what would you do; go to lunch or read the paper?

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Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.

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It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour." Testified the man charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge. "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman... So I showed her."

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Lawyer’s creed – a man is innocent until proven broke.

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid? Only one from 30.000 gets a man.

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