A guy was talking with his friend:
I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk.
Ok, but how about your finances?
The lawyer takes care of those...
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How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck?
It was not enough sand...
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
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He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.