What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it?" The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But..." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped aroun ... read more
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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