Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

Joey and Katie are sitting in school. Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question. "Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. "Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie. "Correct." Says the teacher. So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims. "Correct again." Says the teacher. So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she ... read more

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!

Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.