Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make ... read more

Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.