Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!

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A Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in he said, "Yeah, okay." I said I'm just making a cup of tea do you want one? He said, "Yeah, sure." I said I've just made some toast do you want a slice? He said, "Yeah, why not." I then he sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know I've never got this far before!"

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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

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