Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!

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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.

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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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