Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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