Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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