Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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