My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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A Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in he said, "Yeah, okay." I said I'm just making a cup of tea do you want one? He said, "Yeah, sure." I said I've just made some toast do you want a slice? He said, "Yeah, why not." I then he sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know I've never got this far before!"

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

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