Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the ... read more