Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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A Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in he said, "Yeah, okay." I said I'm just making a cup of tea do you want one? He said, "Yeah, sure." I said I've just made some toast do you want a slice? He said, "Yeah, why not." I then he sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know I've never got this far before!"

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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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