Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

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