Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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