Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

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