Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!

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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

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