Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

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What is Jehovah's wiseness favorite band? The Doors.

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Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"

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