In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the ... read more

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!

Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!