Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this? The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?” He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!” So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?” He responds, “Get on line!”

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.

Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.