Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.

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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.

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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.

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