Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
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Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
