What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
 137
0  

What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
 281
0  

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, ... read more
 969
0  

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
 191
0  

Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
 139
0