Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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