Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?

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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.

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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.

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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.

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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.

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