Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

 199

0  

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

 173

0  

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.

 15

0  

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

 10

0  

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

 576

0