Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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