What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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