Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, "How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that you felt fine?" The man replied. "Well sir, it was like this. We was driving down the road, minding our own business, when a big trailer truck came out of nowhere and creamed us. When I came to, I was in the ditch, and a trooper was pulling up with his car. He looked at the hogs, and they was most dead, so ... read more
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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