Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."

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