Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital. When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out." The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?" The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going t ... read more
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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