Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"

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What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"

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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."

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