What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
 199
0  

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
 95
0  

What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
 183
0  

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
 58
0  

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
 165
0