What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.

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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.

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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!

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Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.

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