Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!

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