How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.

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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.

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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"

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A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.

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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.

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