How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt?
Tricera-bottoms.
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Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
