What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.

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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.

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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

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