Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?

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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.

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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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