How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.

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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

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