A farmer was bragging. "I've got 350 sheep." "That's a lot of sheep," said another farmer. "And I've got 500 chickens," bragged the farmer. "That's a lot of chickens," answered the second farmer. "And 40 bulls," added the farmer. The other farmer replied, "Boy! That IS a lot of bull."

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.

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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.

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