What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.

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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

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