What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.

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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

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