Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.

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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.

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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

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