What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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