Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape

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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.

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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!

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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.

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