What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.

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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.

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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.

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