Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"

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What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!

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Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."

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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.

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