A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.

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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"

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