Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.

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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!

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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy

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White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.

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