Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

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Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!

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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.

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