A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"

Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.

Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.