Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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