A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
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Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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