If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.

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An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

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