Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!" The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
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