Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning. "What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to fi ... read more

Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!