I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
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Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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