What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
