How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.

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