I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away.
Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor.
Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
