What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.

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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.

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