Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr t ... read more
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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