Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.