A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!