What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sportscars. An owl enters a psychologist's office. The psychologist says to the owl, "What is your problem?" The owl replies, "I always sleep at night and am awake during the day. I am an owl and we usually are awake during the night." The psychologist tells the owl to come back in two days to solve his problem, as he is very busy. The next night, a cat comes in. He says, "I always sleep during the day. Like my friends, I want to sleep during the night. Can you help?" The psychologist advises the cat to come back in one day ... read more
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What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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