What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)

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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

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