What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he can make you curious.
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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today"
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
