What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.

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If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.

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