What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."

What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!