When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.

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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.

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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.

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