Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.

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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.

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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.

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