Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!

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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.

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What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.

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A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."

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