Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.

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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.

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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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