Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!

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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.

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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.

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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!" "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

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