Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.

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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up...

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.

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