What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

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