What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.

Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.

A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, ... read more

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.