What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !

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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.

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A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)

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