Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.

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The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.

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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

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