A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.

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Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.

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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!

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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

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