Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.

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Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.

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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.

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