What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.

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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.

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"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."

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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!

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