Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.

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Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.

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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!

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