Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.” They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.” They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 time ... read more
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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