My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.

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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.

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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

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