What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.

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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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