What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!