Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.

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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright

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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"

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