Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.

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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.

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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.

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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.

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