Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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