Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

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Save the tree, eat a beaver.

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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.

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