Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.

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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.

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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."

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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!

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Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

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