Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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