Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.

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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.

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