Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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