Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

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