Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.

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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.

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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

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Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.

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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

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