I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.

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