We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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