Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
