Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Santa rides in a sleigh.
What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
