What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
