Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend. 1456 0
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is. 785 0
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." 803 0
