Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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