Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Santa rides in a sleigh.
What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!