Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"
"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Santa rides in a sleigh.
What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
