Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?" "No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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