Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.

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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!

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