Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.

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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.

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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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