Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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