Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"

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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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