Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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