Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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