Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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