A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.