Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

 1304

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

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