Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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