Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

 988

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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

 1382

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

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