I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

 1695

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I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

 1101

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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