A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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