I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND ... read more
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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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