Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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