Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

 960

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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

 1250

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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!

 1997

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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