Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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