I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

 843

2  

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

 2004

0  

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

 2137

0  

I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

 895

0  

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

 1522

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