Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

 1465

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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!

 1763

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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

 1149

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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

 1400

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

 1997

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