I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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