Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

 1239

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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

 2324

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

 2145

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

 2625

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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