Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
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Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
