Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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