Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

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I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

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