Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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