Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
 1953
1  

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
 1982
4  

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
 2097
0  

Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
 1265
0  

Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
 882
0