There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
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Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?"
Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
