Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
