Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!

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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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