Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"

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Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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