Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
 1972
4  

Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
 945
0  

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
 1386
0  

Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
 1208
0  

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
 1946
1