Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
