Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
