Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age! 1044 0
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas. 3065 1
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me? 953 0
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving." 1146 0
