Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.

 916

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

 2086

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."

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