Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
1953
1
Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
1982
4
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
2097
0
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
1265
0
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?