Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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