Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
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Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?"
Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
