Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?

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