Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
