Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
