Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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