If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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