Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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