Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"

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