The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
873
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You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate.
So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives:
moving back in with your parents.
1105
0
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
280
0
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
219
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
