Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud,but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been sn ... read more

What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.