Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister… This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses. Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear. She never did that in front of someone else! One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations. When I arrived she wa ... read more

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.