"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."

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While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.

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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

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