You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.

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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

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