Get bad marks, relatives will insult you.
Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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A kid was crying standing outside his house.
A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?"
Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house."
Passer by: "Who is your father?"
Kid: "That is what the fight is about."
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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Things our family enjoys together without anyone complaining:
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