Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!

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A guy walks into an auto shop and says, "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The car mechanic thinks for a few seconds then says, "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."

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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.

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Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.

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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.

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