Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ... read more
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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