What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."

Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?