Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

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