Chuck Norris can milk birds.

 786

0  

Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

 885

0  

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

 1605

0  

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

 820

0  

Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

 8682

1