Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

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