What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

 1184

0  

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

 826

1  

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

 754

0  

Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.

 1232

0  

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

 2056

0