The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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