Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. 8742 2
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick. 866 0
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?" 912 1
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message ! 924 1
