Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.

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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.

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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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