Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man.
"Is there a fat bird in my car?"
