What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are gre ... read more

Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.

Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.