Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

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Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer. The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"

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