Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."

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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

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Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.

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There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"

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