What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.

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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.

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Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

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A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”

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