Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"

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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste

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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.

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A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”

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