A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. "Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."

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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!

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Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.

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