What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!

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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.

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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.

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1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.

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