Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day.
They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon.
They notice she isn't wearing any panties.
"Is it cooler without panties?" they ask.
She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes.
"Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them.
Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
