Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.

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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.

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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.

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