What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water.
The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood.
The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.."
Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy?
A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
