What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"
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