Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."

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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.

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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!

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What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!

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