Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.

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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!

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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.

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A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."

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