"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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