What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.

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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.

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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.

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Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"

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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

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