How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What h ... read more
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Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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