How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long. "Let me show you," says the captain. He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it. "This'll be the best sex you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy." The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he fi ... read more
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."
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