What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"

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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.

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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies

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Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.

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