How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.

Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.

Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.

It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him. The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some candy." "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also. The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which ... read more