What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt.
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Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?
Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.
Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p?
Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
