This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.

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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

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