What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
But another voice kept saying, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
