Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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I've accepted every email offer I've ever received.
My penis is now 235 feet long.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
