Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other? A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.

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A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20mins later he gets another call..." "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.

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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

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