Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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