Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.

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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.

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