Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.

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Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug.

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Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.

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