Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.

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I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.

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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.

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A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. "Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."

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