Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his buddies. As he is walking out he notices a guy pretending to be swinging a hockey stick. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Wayne Gretzky, and I'm practicing my shot." Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall. He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf." Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall. He then sees another guy sitting in a ... read more
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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