Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.

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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.

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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.

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Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!" Grandma: "The better to see you with, my dear." Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what big ears you have!" Grandma: "The better to hear you with, my dear." Little Red Riding Hood: "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!" Grandma: "Of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's d**k?!"

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!

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