Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.

What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.

What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porn theatre to see the adult movie. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row of the adult cinema, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M, bondage and even a dog. After a while watching the adult movie, the emba ... read more