What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.
What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.
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Two men work in a mortuary.
One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today.
She'd been in the water for a week.
Her clit was like a pickle."
"Ew!" says the other fellow.
"It was green?"
"No, it was sour!"
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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
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Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
