What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"

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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

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