What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.
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As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
But another voice kept saying, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.
