What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.

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