Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies

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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.

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There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"

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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"

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