What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
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Two men work in a mortuary.
One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today.
She'd been in the water for a week.
Her clit was like a pickle."
"Ew!" says the other fellow.
"It was green?"
"No, it was sour!"
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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
