Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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regular ass
(_!_)
fat ass
(__!__)
tight ass
(!)
flat ass
(_._)
bubble ass
(_^_)
sore ass
(_*_)
lop-sided ass
(_!__)
swishy ass
{_!_}
surprised ass
(_o_)
ass that's been around
(_O_)
kiss my ass
(_x_)
leave my ass alone
(_X_)
tired ass
(_zzz_)
wise ass
(_o^o_)
unlucky ass
(_13_)
money out the ass
(_$_)
dumb ass
(_?_)
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Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
