Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other? A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
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