Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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