What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.

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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.

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What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!

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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.

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