What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.

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Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.

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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.

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What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.

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