what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

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Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.

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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.

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