Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."

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This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.

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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.

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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.

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