Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.

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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.

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What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!

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