Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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