Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.

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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

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Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"

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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.

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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

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