Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.

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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.

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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies

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A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico. "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box." His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary. "That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"

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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.

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