How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.

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