What's black, smells and has 17 tits?
The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
