Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.

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Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss." The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite." The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom. He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper." The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

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Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.

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