What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!

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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.

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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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