What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

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How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!

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What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.

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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.

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