Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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