What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off

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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.

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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!

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