What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.

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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.

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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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One man says, "I can't believe they are still together after all that crap." The other man says, "Who?" The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."

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