A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

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A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"

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How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.

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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir. You're obviously drunk" The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Obviously relieved, the wino said "That's a relief - I thought I was a cripple."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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