April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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