Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
A: Lets just be cousins.
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I just ended a long-term relationship today.
I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
