Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.

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"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."

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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."

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If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.

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