“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”

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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get?" "3 new Girlfriends!"

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