5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"Yes, a cute, strong and clever one."
"What's the name?"
"John, Michael and Bill."
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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
