I just ended a long-term relationship today.
I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Me: "I'm so lonely."
Person: "Hey!"
Me: "Leave me alone."
