Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends: 1st: How your girlfriend look like? 2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours? 1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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