I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….

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