2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom.
Man says, "WTF?"
Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.