Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
