Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling!

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!

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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".

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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.

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