Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get?" "3 new Girlfriends!"
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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