I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.   After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Happy Valentine's Day.

I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their ... read more