I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
