5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends: 1st: How your girlfriend look like? 2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours? 1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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