What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"

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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….

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