Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….

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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

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Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get?" "3 new Girlfriends!"

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”

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