5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
1576
1
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
445
0
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
424
0
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
471
0
2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
