What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
