My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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