“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”

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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"

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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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