Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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