Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
A: Lets just be cousins.
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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom.
Man says, "WTF?"
Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
