Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.

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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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