Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."

I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!