If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.

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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.

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