Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom.
Man says, "WTF?"
Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
A: Lets just be cousins.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Happy Valentine's Day.
