Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.

I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".