Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….

The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."