Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, ... read more

What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”