Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
