"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

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The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

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“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”

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