One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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Me: "I'm so lonely."
Person: "Hey!"
Me: "Leave me alone."
