Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.

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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.

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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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