When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
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Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
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If someone Hurts You, Ignore it...If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it...If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it...If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
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Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!
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