I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
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