1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U..U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME…just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz in today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured..So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
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I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song?????? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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