Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram

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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.

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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

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