Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!

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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.

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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.

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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.

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