Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.

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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.

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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!

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