Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.

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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!

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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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