Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.

 838

0  

Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.

 709

1  

Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.

 919

3  

Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.

 25666

12  

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.

 978

0