So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes. 1098 0
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 1940 1
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out. 2996 2
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1531 1
