When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline. 4433 1
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities. 3342 1
Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends. 1556 1
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?" 1760 3
