Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
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Bro, send me some good jokes.
Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend.
Good One! Send me more.
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend.
He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death.
His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
