So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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