Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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