My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Bro, send me some good jokes.
Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend.
Good One! Send me more.
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory."
Friend: "What did he do?"
Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
