When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.

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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.

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