You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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