Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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