Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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