When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?"
But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Two friends talk:
"Hi, what are you doing?"
"Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card."
"Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?"
"No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
