I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits. 686 3
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1179 1
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1468 1
