When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes. 1365 0
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*How girls become friends* Omg I love your shoes! *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches. 581 0
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 1977 1
