A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend.
He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death.
His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
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What is the best type of ship?
FRIENDSHIP!
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When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents.
I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
