Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.

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Customer: Could you please call me a cab? Little Johnny: OK... "You're a cab."

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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

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