My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we’ve been up for three weeks.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they head a Pakistani accent say, "you foreigners come in. Come in my humble shop." so the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great dessert camel" Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being a sex hero he ... read more
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Marriage may be made in heaven... But maintenance charges must be paid on earth...
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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