Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" 1. You haven't asked yet. 2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. 3. Because I just love hearing this question. 4. Just lucky, I guess. 5. It gives my mother something to live for. 6. My fiancé is awaiting his/her parole. 7. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America. 8. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon? 9. I'm waiting until I get to be your age. 10. It didn't seem worth a blood test. 11. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. 12. Because I think i ... read more

Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times...Check ur marriage album...All your relatives were standing behind u!

To keep ur marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you r wrong, admit it, Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.