After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage.
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Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman.
My wife put me off them.
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Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
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Husband to wife: ‘I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.’
Wife: ‘Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.’
