Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women...Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.

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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

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Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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