Telling a lie is, Fault 4 a little boy, an Art 4 a lover, an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor, and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
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Marriage is spending the rest of you life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
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Marrying a man for his good looks is like buying a house for its paint.
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