Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit. 4899 2
I joined Bachelors Anonymous. Every time I feel like getting married they send round a woman in curlers to nag me for a while. 180 0
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. 149 0
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear” 206 0
