Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He Married Her
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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A couple come across a wishing well.
The husband leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny.
The wife makes a wish too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well and drowns.
The husband says, ‘Wow!
It really works!’
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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If it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
