Telling a lie is, Fault 4 a little boy, an Art 4 a lover, an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor, and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy? A: Two mothers-in-law.

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickl ... read more

Golden Rule:- To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot...To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.