Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.

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Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.

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I live like a medieval knight. Every night I go to sleep with a battleaxe at my side.

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A man and his wife enter a dentist's office. The wife says "I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain -- I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave woman," says the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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