How did Barack propose to Michelle?
He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
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A Couple Before Marriage “MAD” For Each Other …After Marriage “MADE” For Each Other … And A Few Years Later “MAD” Because Of Each Other…
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Man is incomplete until he’s married.
Then he’s finished.
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Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common.
So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
