A wife tells her husband: "We never go out anywhere…" "Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Don’t Marry The Person, You Want To Live With…Marry The One, You Cannot Live Without…But Remember Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later…

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The old couple next door are having a ‘Football Romance’, each is waiting for the other to kick off so they can get some action.

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A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn't wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promtply shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse"

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