When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
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A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
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My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her… Or something like that.
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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life...We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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