Wife to husband: ‘One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!’
Husband: ‘Taxi!!’
165
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He was in a position to marry anyone he pleased.
Unfortunately he didn’t please anyone.
171
0
Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent.
"I'm not quite sure what you mean.
Could you elaborate?"
"Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
184
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
723
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Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat...
Husband: How does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush!
