An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" "Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."

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Marrying a man for his good looks is like buying a house for its paint.

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Most successful Happy married life is Defined as............“Yet to be seen”

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