She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand – it saves on the washing-up.
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Contrary to popular belief, Harry’s mother and father were married.
Not to each other.
But they were married.
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My wife has given me a reason to live – revenge.
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I never married because there was no need – I have three pets which serve the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
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Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent.
"I'm not quite sure what you mean.
Could you elaborate?"
"Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
